My goodness, I was really expecting to have to work my knees a lot harder to get the biggest flirt award for those of us who identify as male. Celebratory flirtations were in order out of thanks, which are still going on by the way for anyone who feels up to it ( Read more... )

I choose to see this little mishap by the house elves as an early birthday present to me since it'll be summer vacation by the time mine rolls around.

Not that I'm eying everyone, but one must be fair. Or something. That's what people always tell me anyway.

ETA: Okay Julie says otherwise but I can absolutely have a real relationship and not just ( Read more... )

Suddenly babies ever after, and here I thought we were all set regarding teen pregnancy but apparently even a love of condoms can't save us from sprogs. I'm still a big proponent of condoms none the less and am more than willing to help out and teach people the proper usage of them provided you are currently at least fifteen years of age ( Read more... )